English Language Difficulties
28/09/1999, By Anon
Reader Rating: 3 from 2894 votes
I was in London, a few years ago, waiting for a bus to take me out to Salisbury. We stopped in a little restaurant in the terminal, and after standing in line a very long time, came face to face with a young lady who glared at us and said something which sounded like "gwan nthng kook?" I looked blank.
Thinking I was merely deaf, or stupid, she repeated it louder. I still looked blank, and finally appealed to international goodwill.
"I'm an American," I explained. "I'm sorry. I only speak English."
This was not strictly true, but it was also true that whatever she was speaking, I didn't understand a word!
Her boss happened to be passing by, and heard our exchange. He smiled, just a bit smugly, and repeated in full, plummy Londonese. "She wants to know if you desire anything cooked."
SO much for my language skills. It seems the young lady had an accent not covered in my extensive British film library!
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Re: English Language Difficulties
By Brie Bahmer
16/08/2002,
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Don't worry about it, mistakes happen.
Re: English Language Difficulties
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By Dubhda
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